Mr McGee

I own Space Jam on VHS Tape and therefore you should respect me.

I have an impressive number of blades in fruit ninja.

I can run faster than most people under the age of 8.

I am extraordinarily humble, like so humble that it makes me just so likeable.

I’m really cool that it makes me better than other people.

I have defeated the Behemoth Guardian of the sacred realm.

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I weigh less than and can therefore survive falls of great heights.

I can jump down four steps at a time.

I once split a stick in two.